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A lot of people have responded to this site in a variety of ways. Most messages have been two sentence quips either pro-rice or anti-rice, with none sitting on the fence. It wasn't until this email arrived in my inbox that I thought making this page was worthwhile. Many thanks to Drew.
Excel-ent site ;)
I'm also from Aust and I too spend my time driving laughing at ricers. I just thought I'd quickly tell you about an inncodent, happend to me thismorning at my local servo'.
I've pulled in and started filling up my car(FYI I drive an older 5 series BMW. Classic not plastic) This BRIGHT pink, I sware it would glow in the dark, Hiyundi Excell pulls in. Spoiler sitting a foot higher than the roof, half the front windscreen taken up by the massive scoop, sideskirts rubbing the ground, potato-proof exaust sounding like a blowfly had been jammed in a megaphone, jet black windows and to top it off a pink "Bad Girl" sticker on the rear window. So I'm sitting there sighing, waiting for some either really hot or really lesbian girl to hop out, the door opens and out comes a rougly 25 year old guy. Turned out the blokes that run the servo must have known him
"Fucken hell Rob, had a sex change?"
"Those bucket seats got an in-built vibrator?"
"Did it come with a free Libra-Fluer sample?"Funniest shit I'd seen in ages, I seriously haven't seen anyone that red in the face for so long. He put about $2 petrol in and drove off as fast as the little toy could carry him. Left us all laughing in his wake.
Just thought you'd like to hear a story of riceboy / girl / hermaphrodites being put in thier place.
I'll keep in toutch.~Drew
Apparently some people have decided to ticket people using our tickets. The ticket is there for show, but we really can't stop people using it. Therefore we ask that you us a different numbering system (eg D14 or K43). Also, we don't cite people for less than 3 offences, so please don't go slapping tickets on every Milo-tinned Civic. The following letter is from someone who was ticketed with our ticket, and he has a point. Ticket tickety tick-tick.
Okay, okay I got a ticket. I admit that I have only ONE of the items
on the ticket so I should have been given a warning. If you guys are gonna
ticket people at least give them a chance to have more than one violation. I
got busted for an oversized exhaust pipe and a "racing stripe". Now correct
me if I'm wrong but a racing stripe runs the entire length of the vehicle
like on a Dodge Viper GTS or Cobra. This was not on my car and in your
fishing for a second violation you decided that my mini flag sticker would
have to do. Objection your honor. I'll admit to the exhaust pipe, granted I
don't have a weed wacker sounding exhaust, which I hate myself but come one
guys. I demand a re-trial and second opinion. I was in no way worthy of
that citation. You want to see some rice rockets I can show you a few guys
that would have all the check marks on your list. These people should be
towed. By the way my ticket number was K51061801 or KS1061801 one of those.PEACE
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